Has Anyone Apologized?

I saw Michael Moore on Countdown with Keith Olbermann and I just wondered if anyone's ever apologized to him after being demonized and marginalized after he put out Fahrenheit 9/11. I know some people on the left don't like Michael Moore very much, and from what I read there was some sloppy filmmaking going on in F9/11, which gave the pro-Bush lobby reason to make him out to be a lying traitor. I kind of hold it against him that he wasn't a bit more careful, but what's all the hate about? Even today, I get the feeling that most of Americ just thinks he's some kind of nut. But seriously, looking back now at what the Bush Presidency has done to our country, who can hold it against him for trying to stop it? In case no one else ever gets around to it, I'll go ahead, even though I never understood the hate: I'm sorry Michael Moore. You aren't as bad as everyone seems to think you are.

Is It Over Yet?

With the incessant daily countdown ringing in my ears from every cable news network, I hardly need reminding that the Presidential election is coming up soon. (Has it been two years already? How the time does fly...) But every day more and more McCain rats flee the sinking ship, and I say good riddance. Especially after the recent wave of speeches the McCain camp has been putting out there.

So I thought of an economical solution (good for a financially floundering campaign) to do two things the McCainers so desperately need... More supporters, and a little bit of truth. So here are the campaign posters I designed for him. Any takers should feel free to print them out and wave them proudly at any McCain rally you might be attending.

Asian Cuisine is the Worst

I don't mean to sound xenophobic, and I certainly have nothing against Asian culture or people, but I have to say, food from that part of the world is just bad. Or rather, it just doesn't agree with me. It's not that I have a weak stomach or, or that I'm one of those people who'll only eat bland food. I love spicy and flavorful food. Middle Eastern food, Indian food, Mexican food... all great! But every time I try to eat Chinese, or Vietnamese, or Thai food, I just can't do it.

It usually happens like this. I'll order the food, or go to the restaurant, and try to choose a meal that sounds really appetizing. I usually find several, and chose the best one for my mood. Then the food arrives. I eat a few bites, and within several minutes, my appetite is completely gone, and every bit becomes harder and harder to endure. Usually, I end up with more than half of more order sitting on my plate, and feeling like I never want to eat again. Nauseated. But I'm not really full. Within an hour, I'm starving.

Now I know it's a stereotype about Chinese food that you're "only going to get hungry an hour later." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. But the only reason I get hungry so soon is that I never really eat any of it to begin with. I've sat disgusted, staring at a plate full of some of my favorite things to eat, but unable to choke down another morsel.

I wonder if I have a chromosome missing or something. Everyone else seems to love this shit, but I just can't feel it. At least I know which part of the world I shouldn't move to next.

COBRA!

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