So Obama and McCain are going to be on CNN doing another one of those bullshit faith-based things. What's the deal with these? Televised pandering to evangelicals under the guise of "sharing" their own deeply personal convictions with the highly spiritual American people. What a bunch of crap. One of the things CNN said today was that evangelicals view Abortion and Gay Marriage as the two most important political issues. Seriously? It seems strange to me that the two issues that have the least impact on their own personal lives should be so important. That's like if atheist voters listed Rapture and Communion as their most important issues. Honestly, if any evangelical can show me the verse in the bible that says "Thou shalt stick thy nose in other people's assholes." I'll write a retraction.
Don't miss the pandering! Watch Saturday night at 8! Only on CNN!!!!!@#$%^&*
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